Life with Frood
Dec.08, 2007, filed under Miscellany
An advert comes on the telly offering a subscription service for people who can’t work their technology. It has a guy pretending to be Mick Jagger and some wifey and they are both complaining about not being able to work their DVD player. Frood’s response:
“Give us some money because you’re stupid. We are a subscription service for stupid people. ‘I can’t get out of my flat. Please help!’ Well, see that round knob in front of you? Turn it anticlockwise. ‘Help! My toilet is full of poo!’ See that lever there? Press it down and the poo will go away.”
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Singularity
~something that is singular as (a) a separate unit, or (b) unusual or distinctive manner or behavior; PECULIARITY;
~the quality or state of being singular;
~a point at which the derivative of a given function of a complex variable does not exist but every neighborhood of which contains points for which the derivative exists;
~a point or region of infinite mass density at which space and time are infinitely distorted by gravitational forces and which is held to be the final state of matter falling into a black hole. Sight
