Tweets for Today
Oct.08, 2008, filed under Miscellany
- 12:07 Still too rough to go out and do inspections. Now my head is itchy and I can’t touch it because it still hurts too much. #
- 12:07 This means I’m stuck in the office answering the phone. There’s a reason I’m so misanthropic. #
- 12:17 If I weren’t a hot chick with superpowers I might be forced to immolate myself just to escape the fuckheadedness of everything. #
- 12:18 No one thanks you for saving the world, you know. Especially not during the "Credit Crunch". #
- 13:31 @andygates Why sir, you are welcome, but it’s a different set of muggins saving the world down there in the humid south. #
- 13:43 "I don’t understand why a fluorescent tube becomes waste just cos it’s no workin’ any more." Well it doesn’t magically turn into a dildo! #
- 16:17 Person at work: "I don’t understand how these colds get around." Because the common cold is an infectious disease, perhaps? #
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Singularity
~something that is singular as (a) a separate unit, or (b) unusual or distinctive manner or behavior; PECULIARITY;
~the quality or state of being singular;
~a point at which the derivative of a given function of a complex variable does not exist but every neighborhood of which contains points for which the derivative exists;
~a point or region of infinite mass density at which space and time are infinitely distorted by gravitational forces and which is held to be the final state of matter falling into a black hole. Sight
