Ambition
Sam: Look Mum! This is what I want to be when I grow up.
Thursday, March 03, 2005
Keeper of the Truth, Self-Important World Jester, Minister of the ULC, Authority Disfigure, Unofficial Non-Spokesperson for the Oriental Trading Company, Priest of Spode.
The genetically engineered progeny of the divine and Sapphic union of Tank Girl and Ellen Ripley from Alien: Resurrection. Has the hots for Wolverine.
No, silly man, we need better telly.
flap flap flap flap flap flap. heh.
A being of eternally oscillating equilibrium. Founder of the Church of Stairianism.
Occasionally moonlights for Raven, although the hours and the pay are not very good. He does legwork for Admonishing Lady (prizes for identifying the Lady). Contrary to occasional opinion, he has a day job and a sense of humour.
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked."Oh you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
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