Ew!!!!!

Sam: Just ew! How ugly is that? It looks horrid, it tastes horrid, it even smells horrid and has a horrid shape. Makes me feel quite queasy.

gecko: that's probably the first time I've ever seen the phrase Tied and Soldered Nipples, and I work in a leather bar.

Munky: There's a special grade of ugly that goes right back around to being beautiful again. A sort of Shane McGowan thing. This doesn't even do that: it's perfectly hideous without any sort of redeeming heroism. Class. But leather bars... heh, me wonder if anyone has ever laced piercings? With spokes, I mean, not ribbons.

Sam: Leather bars? What, you mean stuffed cowhide? Would that be stiff enough for honking up hills?