Smaller than my calves...
Lovely lovely little Kylie is in the news again with her tour promoters making much of her fancy corset. They claim it gives her a sixteen-inch waist. Bollocks: this is a sixteen-inch waist. Kylie, elfin and cute; Spook, freakish and bizarre.
Keeper of the Truth, Self-Important World Jester, Minister of the ULC, Authority Disfigure, Unofficial Non-Spokesperson for the Oriental Trading Company, Priest of Spode.
The genetically engineered progeny of the divine and Sapphic union of
No, silly man, we need better telly.
flap flap flap flap flap flap. heh.
A being of eternally oscillating equilibrium. Founder of the Church of Stairianism.
Occasionally moonlights for Raven, although the hours and the pay are not very good. He does legwork for Admonishing Lady (prizes for identifying the Lady). Contrary to occasional opinion, he has a day job and a sense of humour.
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
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