The what?
Sam: Has anyone else seen the new mission statement from the Pagan Federation?
To protect and defend the Pagan Tradition.Can someone please enlighten me as to what the fuck the 'Pagan Tradition' is?
ffetcher: I'm confused too. Clearly whatever it is needs protecting. Some stranger 'protecting' what I do is a concept with which I'm unfamiliar. Evidently, then, I'm not pagan, but even if I am, isn't it sort of condescending to assume that I can't hold my own in an argument?
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"Pagan Tradition" is apparantly whatever they decide is worthy of protection. If your "pagan-ness" fits their citeria (probably earth centric neo-wicca pagan or other moot spread concensus) then you get protection and assistance (assumably advice and support against oppression in workplace or community.)
Of course if you aren't a True Pagan then you are just a troublemaker making everyone else look bad so you'd better tow the line.
(ahh less typos this time)
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