I know it's an old one
Sam: But this tickled me.
Mother Superior and one of her nuns are driving along a lonely country road on a wild and windy night. Suddenly the devil himself jumps out of some bushes and lands on the bonnet of the car, slavering at nuns. "Sister Felicity!", shouts Mother Superior, "Show him your cross!"
So Felicity stops the car, gets out and yells at the Devil, "Oi! You! Get off the bonnet of my fucking Car!"
Mother Superior and one of her nuns are driving along a lonely country road on a wild and windy night. Suddenly the devil himself jumps out of some bushes and lands on the bonnet of the car, slavering at nuns. "Sister Felicity!", shouts Mother Superior, "Show him your cross!"
So Felicity stops the car, gets out and yells at the Devil, "Oi! You! Get off the bonnet of my fucking Car!"
Keeper of the Truth, Self-Important World Jester, Minister of the ULC, Authority Disfigure, Unofficial Non-Spokesperson for the Oriental Trading Company, Priest of Spode.
The genetically engineered progeny of the divine and Sapphic union of 
No, silly man, we need better telly.
flap flap flap flap flap flap. heh.
A being of eternally oscillating equilibrium. Founder of the Church of Stairianism.
Occasionally moonlights for Raven, although the hours and the pay are not very good. He does legwork for Admonishing Lady (prizes for identifying the Lady). Contrary to occasional opinion, he has a day job and a sense of humour.
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
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